Bull (honkey) Run
Right - the reason I’ve not posted for a while (please put away the hanky) is that I’m currently tear arsing across america on the Bull Run. I will blog about it fully if I ever get more then 5 seconds to settle and right something but I shall try and outline some shenanigans in bullet point form…
Startline/keys locked in the boot
Arrested
Arrested
Car Impounded
Gun pulled on me
Stag do on the side of the motorway
vegas wedding
Petrol? What petrol
Fear of death/lambo
Keep that breath baited and I’ll be back in a week.
June 26th, 2008 at 7:37 am
Hello, OJ, this is your mother. I think your blog is even funnier than Charlie Brookner’s (is that how you told me to spell it, darling?), it’s hilarious, although I do have to tell you that he spells better than you. Your spelling and punctuation are atrocious. I feel that all that money I spent on sending you to Eton has been wasted. Anyone would think I sent you to the chav academy round the corner, (motto “yer mam”, speciality “skivving”) that your younger brother presently goes to.
Love
Mum.
June 26th, 2008 at 7:39 am
ps mum again. I would’ve written some more in praise of your blog, but I must get on with writing my books, you know the ones, Fight Game by Kate Wild and the new one Fire Fight, coming out any day soon. Remember how good you said they were, around the time of your birthday? Take care in the US, darling, remember to drive on the right.
June 26th, 2008 at 7:40 am
Helo oj this is your antie madny. don’t let her get at you about speling. you spel bettar than me lol lol
June 28th, 2008 at 8:32 am
That is shameless promotion mother - but I must agree that your book is fantastic and available from all good retailers.