Right - the reason I’ve not posted for a while (please put away the hanky) is that I’m currently tear arsing across america on the Bull Run. I will blog about it fully if I ever get more then 5 seconds to settle and right something but I shall try and outline some shenanigans in bullet point form…

Startline/keys locked in the boot

Arrested

Arrested

Car Impounded

Gun pulled on me

Stag do on the side of the motorway

vegas wedding

Petrol? What petrol

Fear of death/lambo

Keep that breath baited and I’ll be back in a week.