Big Brother - what has become of me? hmmmmmmmm
I used to be a man. A hunting, gathering, providing, head of the tribe man. (that was all true apart form all of it)
Now I’m sat in on a thursday night having just done the washing up while watching the start of Big Brother (is it eight? do I care?) and the only word I seem to be able to mutter is “COCK”, cause that is what they all are. Without exception. I challenge you to watch BB for more than 20 seconds before you utter that most fantastic of describing words at our TV screen.
But then I may mock, and I do, but here I am sat here watching the “COCKS” co in, scream, pretend they like each other and generally act like “COCKS”.
I just spoke to my good mate the Hymenator who is disgusted about me watching this televisual tripe. But the thing is, BB for me is a form of therapy…. I can get all my hate out at the TV screen and then spend the rest of day being kind to strangers and stroking dogs.
So early judgement of whose gonna win? actually no, thats passe and I can guarantee that every other blog will do the same thing. Lets go with who will be the most hated and take the plaque off Charley Uchea, Jo O’Mera and Jade “Jabba’s Palace” Goody to be our most “cherished” celebrity.
I’ve thought of 4 categories….
Most likely to be lynched.
Most likely to get their respective twinkle/sausage out on camera
Most Likely to have a spread in the Daily Star when they get out
Most likely to make a shit load of money
Feel free to let me know your thoughts on those categories if you can be assed, if not then I shall watch tonights proceedings and post later with my guess at the early contenders for OJ’s Subtle Cock Awards 08.
COCKS! (apart from the blind one, he seems alright - watch him be a closet nazi or something now I’ll end this blog witha little reason why we watch this poo……
