Invaders or Distant cheering?
What is that susurrus that I can hear. What is that sound of distant barbarians? Is there someone at the gate to the city?
No.
Manchester Utd just won the Champions League. I even just heard a firework go off. Which surprises my slightly as I live in West London – not that far from the Kings road and Chelsea’s ground. Now this opens up all sort of jokes about surrey based prawn sandwich eating losers from which I will not get drawn into commenting on. What I will comment on is the fact that I have been unbelievably not bothered about the game. I even went to watch a film with my very sexy lady friend and missed the first half. bothered. I then half watched the second half while cooking dinner (I really stretched my culinary abilities with smash ad vege sausages)
But then the extra time happened, and chelsea hit the post and manchester utd had one cleard off the line and like a junkie who has just been released from prison I’m lapping it like a good un. Then its penalties and I can’t type for chewing away at my nails.
So we’ve got to a cresendo, a team is going to win the Cup in the next few seconds… and its…..
then I realize that I really don’t care cause you maybe the best team in europe but you still released this toss
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Oh and you can stop shouting outside my window you red top wearing tit.
