The Bimbo Tractor
I’m an angry Man. But not as angry as this guy…
No, my anger doesn’t relate to printers (although I do hate them….. the bastards) It relates to the drivers of 4×4’s in London. Now i’m not going to go into the environmental issues as we all know them and to be honest You’d just get bored if I did my Al Gore impression (although I do agree with him) its to do with the arrogance of the people who drive them.
Just went to the”big shop’ at Waitrose (chose that cause they are the greenest of all of the supermarkets and also support farmers. The shop cost £123! beating my previous record by about £60. In future the farmers and the environment can go fuck them selves and I’ll shop at Aldi) and in going into the car-park I discovered that it was a small, tight (f’narr) area that had limited spaces available. What do I see then while crawling round looking for a spot for my girlfriends very economical little Yaris? A whacking great big BMW X5 parked badly so leaving it unable for someone to get a car in next to them. Worse was to follow as i carried round on my now non peaceful drive…. but a porsche Cayenne parked with out any regard over 2 spaces. I mean feel free to drive a 4×4 if you live in the country side and own horses, pigs or cockle pickers but in the centre of London!
Now I’m not one to leave things lying but as we exited the car and heading into the supermarket I saw the driver of the X5 - a small posh looking blonde lady - bet you couldn’t have guesses - I of course had to state that I didn’t aprreciate her parking methods (swear words might have been used) It was only afterwards that my girlfriend pointed out that a hairy guy like me shouting a lady in a car-park probably doesn’t look the best but hey, maybe she’ll p[ark better net time. The bitch.
Anyway this blog has mearly turned into a Daily M ail style rant so I shall no diffuse my own burgeoning bile with a track which has got me whacking the repeat button more times that teenagers whack off.
