I’m on speed
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Although if you are a member of my family or the police then obviously I’m not (I am actually not I just thought it was a catch title alright - speed is a horrible drug and should not be done by anyone other than the people who operate fairground rides. Crack on the other hand should be done by everyone. I jest of course )
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The reason for the speed in the title is that I have once again left my charger for my laptop at the good ladies house in Wrexham, meaning that I have only 5 minutes of battery life on this contraption. I must write for my life cause I know if I don’t write down my inane witterings then the world might just end.
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Of course it wn’t but I am rather fed up of forgetting things - i looked at the bloody thing last night and thought to my self I better not forget that - so I went and forgot it just to prove a point to myself. How do you actually rember things - my old man used to swap a ring pon his hand but I’m not into rings as I reckon blokes in them either look one of three things. Camp, chavvy or like they are trying to be a pirate.
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Not much time left but I did have the most amazing revelation over the weekend and I managed to figure out the meaning of life and why we are all here.
Its quite simple really its……/////
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