Steve Jobs/My Balls

So Mr Steven Jobs, how do you fancy my sac rsting on your face? Hmmmmmmmmmm? Well that is what is going to happen if you keep playing with me like you is right now sister.

You may be wondering what has triggered this outburst of anger. Well I was the proud owner of an Ipod touch 16gb. Fantastic little thing, the closest to futuristic you can get without actually pretending you are Al from Quantum leap, and I have one. G-reat.

Spurrned I was though. Spurrned by Mr jobs and his bumfaced company. You see I wanted a a bigger one than the 16gb but as I bought it at xmas, the biggest you culd get was the aforementioned 16gb. So I bought one and happy was the OJ. Then comes out just 10 days after I bought it, a software update with Mail applications on it and other such goodies appeared. You’d think it was free wouldn’t you, but nooooooooooooooooooooooooo, 12 mother loving quid. Am I being tight – sort of but when you buy something you don’t expect upgrades, simple upgrades at that, to come out less than a fortnight later., I could have jail broken it but that sort of thing always makes me nervous and if someone was gonna do that and make a mess of it, it would be your truly. Then I’m walkng down the road to be greeted with a sign that pronounce that 32gb Ipods are now in stock.

WTF (first time I’ve ever used one of those lines – I think it was needed here)

Oboslesence is a part of buying new things, you have to roll with the fact that the laptop, phone, egg poacher is gonna be out of date and superseeded with in seconds of you unwrapping it. But Jobs has gone one step further. He brings things out so quickly tht you have less than .2 of a scond to enjoy yuor Aple item before the bloody thing is consigned to the Betmax halls of history.

For the record I’ve decided to stay with Clarence (my 16gb Ipod touch) but I can’t shake the feeling that there is something better out there for me.

Fuck you Steve jobs. Fuck You.

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