Straight? Me? NEVER!
And I’m talking about my hair before you start scouring my CD collection for evidence of which way I swing. (although it does have a large supply of Diana Ross, Tina Turner and other disco queens…. what can i say…… i have a homosexual taste in music) I mean check out this episode of the Eleventh commandment to see just how manly I am!
The reason for the primping of the hair is that i was getting ready for tonight’s show (Nuts TV) and the make up artist was dissing my non-credible ‘Doo’. So I challenged her to make me look wicked…. unfortunately this involved the bastard that is GHD’s.
Now any one who knows me, and I include you in that now dear reader, will know that I am the laziest of people when it comes to my appearance. I hate putting gel in my hair, can’t usually be arsed to shave and generally spend my time looking like the California man. I almost have a problem with men who can do all the smelling good, looking good shizzle, I mean that sort of thing eats into valuable Xbox time. This blatant disregard is all this is fine when you are a radio presenter as I was before, but not when you do 3 nights live on TV a week and a highly popular internet TV show.
So what should I do? Should i go with this new “smooth” look or go and flush my head down the toilet? Should I swallow (carefully casting no no aspersions to any man looks after their appearance at all!) the bullet or keep my jungle haired ways?
