OJ Borg

“Do you have another card sir?”

28 years old, 29 in a month. I’m doing alright at the moment work wise and I still get paranoid that my card won’t go through as soon as they put it in the pin machine. With good reason, as it didn’t go through just this week. £34 worth of shopping is still sitting in Tesco’s waiting for me to return. Well the bastard can wait. there are obvious things that happen when you cr is declined. First the machine takes ages. then it starts printing like a good ‘un. then the sales attendant looks down, rips it off and  looks at you with the same expression they save for rapists and peadophiles. Then you have to hand over another card which you hope has some cash on it. they take it but even if the card goes through the sales twat normally cts with the same frostyness as a lover who has just realised you shat in their bed half way through “making love’. So if you are reading this and work in a shop, be kind to us fools, we are human too. 

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One Response to ““Do you have another card sir?””
  1. Kate Wild Says:

    Why was your card declined, pet, you being a big TV star and all? You should be saving your money, not frittering it away on luxury items like groceries. Anyway, I’m still surprised when mine goes through, and I’m 53 and a very successful author xxx

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