Classical Poo’ing
Crass subject I know but we all do it, even pretty girls do big shits, and I had a ‘moving experience’ the other day. I had to do my Xfm show from a different studio and it turned out to be a Classical Fm studio so when I went to ‘drop off the kids’ I sat there upon the thrown and ‘made a chocolate deposit’ to a rousing classical tune. Fantastic. I now regularly pipe classical music into my ears while ’setting the brown fish free’ I was trying to think of other tunes that would make good toilet listening? Brown girl in the ring, drop the pressure or maybe even Bobbys girl. Any way, must dash as I can feel y 3rd movement coming on.
